I`m In Love With Tissue

The past 10 days I`m in love with tissues, I`m using almost 1 box a day and I can`t go anywhere without him every place I go or I sit he with me  :/ do you see how strong the relationship between us, But unfortunately I want a divorce because the relationship between us took time longer than expected, and I think it`s not only me how have the same relationship right now because the allergy season, for the divorce I’m using Panadol Sinus but he is a bad lawyer if anyone have a good lawyer please advise me.